GATRH3 #136 AD: Redneck Mud Run

Hare: Trebek and Just Shane
Where:Dogwood Park 5505 SW Archer Rd, Gainesville, FL 32608
When: 9/23, 1430 show, 1500 go
Length: 1.69-2.69 mile
Shiggy: 3.69-4.69 depending on rain
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, ID, bug spray, cranium lamp, Virgins, change of shorts, shoes and socks.

This has the potential to be a very muddy trail and will also feature many hills. Be prepared to be dirty.

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GATRH3 #135 AD: Short, Sweet and Shiggy

Hare: Menage
Where: El Indio on 34th Blvd
When: 9/8, 630 show, 645-7 go
Length: .69-1.69 mile
Shiggy: 2-3 depending on rain
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, ID, Extra credit, but spray, cranium lamp, Virgins

This is now a hurricane party trail, short and fun. Expect a chill social circle with wieners.

GATRH3 #134 AD: Back to School Trail

Where: Munegins on 13th
When: Saturday August 19
6:30pm show, 7pm go
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.96969 miles ISH
Theme: it’s back to school time! Honor those hardworking teachers or their sexy school girls/boys

Who: JAG and SUPER SECRET OUT OF TOWN MYSTERY COHARE!!!

What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best back to school outfit, tasty virgins, dignity (just kidding!), more virgins, and sense of adventure.

GATRH3 #132 AD

Hares: Daddy’s Meat and Just Dick
When: July 29th, Meet at 2:30, hares away 3:00
Where: Near Dunkin Donuts at NW 39th ave and 83rd street at apartment office area
Length: 3-4 miles
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69
Bring: bug spray, virgins, shiggy socks, bug spray, $5 (second timers free)

This will be an A to B trail

GATRH3 #129 AD

What: A Shitty Trail!
Date: Friday, 9 June 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Tie Me Up Trebek, Father Lip Grip
Where: Parking lot behind Ballyhoo’s
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!

What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, whistle, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.

GATRH3 #128 AD: Pirate Hooker Trail

What: Pirate Hooker Trail!
Date: Saturday May 27, 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Sunday School Stroker and JAG
Where: Westside Park parking lot on the corner of NW 34th St and NW 8th Ave
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!
Theme: Dress like whatever you think pirate hooker means…Best dressed wins a prize!

What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.