Well bless my dictionaries! They went and gave SexHer a master’s degree!
WHO: All Wankers who have endured SexHer studying all the d@mn time and any other with half a mind
WHAT: Enjoy this game-filled Naughty School Trail as repayment for dealing with SexHer’s antisocial study habits
WHEN: After school on Saturday 12 June 2021 at 5:30 PM Show and 6:00 PM Hares Away. So don’t be late for school.
WHERE: The west parking lot behind Mother’s Pub & Grill North located at 5109 NW 39th Ave, Gainesville, FL 32606.
WHY: Because SexHer wants to thank you Halfminds for dealing with him being Mr. Nerdy McNerdison all the eff’n time
Attire: Channel your inner Britany Spears and bust out your Catholic school girl uniforms (naughty knee-high socks, s3xy short skirts, half-buttoned white dress shirts, hair bows or ribbons, and knotty neckties “All the better to choke you with, my dear.”) Well of course there will be a prize for Best Outfit, my young pupil.
Length: All long as the Headmistress’s Paddle or 3.69-4.69ish “Who said head?”
Shiggy Level: 2.69-3.69 “Thorns, and spiders, and tics – oh my!” Bring a dog, because they are smarter than you.
Hash Cash: $5 or BYOB. Also there will be school games (with prizes).
Hares: Rock Paper SexHer (AKA the Freshman, AKA Griffin Dork) and JAG
What to Bring: Shiggy socks; bug spray; vessels (beer mug); whistle, flesh lights, competitive attitude for school games, muggle-friendly on-after clothes; don’t bring the teacher an apple – bring first timers
On-After: At Mother’s Pub & Gill North (So bring muggle-friendly clothes, fake ID’s and your stolen lunch money.)
- Respect others’ space, as always.
- Do not come to trail if you feel sick.
- Safety (It’s third. See what I did there?)
When: May 22, 1:pm
Where: 3100 NW 8th Avenue
Let’s get ready to ruuuuuumbleeeeeee!It’s that time again, time for a shiggy tutu trail (socially distant of course) thru beautiful a Gainesville park and woods.
Please respect each other’s level of comfort with distancing. Wear masks when gathered if not enough space is available to spread out.
Your hares: Shitter Shatter & 5 Bucks
Things to bring: Bring Your Own Beverage
Masks for close contact
Sunglasses and or a hat
Sense of adventure
And probably some other things I forgot
Expect water and sand and woods.
Hares- Just Shannon & Jag
Date SATURDAY 2/22/2020
Time 2:00 show 2:22 GO
Where West side park (park on the side off 8th)
Shiggy– 2.22-3.69 (you will get wet 😁)
Length 2.22- 4.44
What to wear TUTUS!!!
What to bring First Timers!! $5 hash cash, Second Timers Free,vessel, whistle, bug spray, your liver.
While on trail there will be a special tutu hidden somewhere. The person wearing it when they arrive at circle will receive a special prize.
Jax Urban H3 is in us! Get ready for some urban shiggy on v-day.
It’s Valentine’s Day, and your favorite out of town Ginger is laying trail! You know what that means? It’s a Red Power trail! Wear your most festive Red hashy attire and come join us as we take in some of the views from the pavement in your fair and friendly city.
Hare: Hashtray, Jax Urban H3
When: 6:30pm Pre-lub at Hardback Cafe (& Vegan BBQ across the street at C&G!)
7pm Circle up for start
Where: Hardback Cafe (920 NW 2nd St, Gainesville, FL 32601)
Shiggy: Urban 0.69 (Shiggy Meter)
Bring: $5 hash cash, Red, ID, maybe Extra Credit monies because who knows, cranium lamp, your ginger cousin, anticipation of hugs because we looooove GATR for letting us invade your turf!
Also, it’s a private address so assume parking is limited. Prelube elsewhere and carpooling to start is recommended.
Hares: Hops on Pops, Mystery Secret Co-hare
What: First full mOOn of the new year, celebrate your resolutions with a polar bare (as you dare) plunge
Where: Forest of the Unicorn pOOl (4501 SherwOOd Trace)
When: Friday January 10th, Arrive at 6:45p, 7:15 chalk talk
Why:Why not? Great way to get a fresh start to the new year
Trail: 1-2 mile “fat boy style” A to A trail, shiggy ~ 1.69, ending with a group cannon ball into the pOOl. We only be HOPping in and HOPping out!
pOOl temp: 69 – ? degrees!
Trail needs: $5 (2nd timers free) hash cash, cranium lights, towel and dry bag, weather appropriate trail clothes, first timers, sunscreen (drink), great sense of humor, and your new year resolutions.
Out of Towners welcome: crash space available upon request.
HARES: Mmmmm I’m Cousin’ It & Just Teen Wolf
DATE: Friday, Dec. 13th
TIME: 6:30 pm Show / 7:00 pm GO!
START: BBI Construction Management (4639 NW 53rd Ave)
SHIGGY: 3.69 (Shiggy Meter)
LENGTH: 2.69 – 3.69
WHAT TO WEAR: Your best hash appropriate clothing
WHAT TO BRING: First Timers!!! $5 Hash Cash, Vessel, Head lamp or flashlight, Whistle, Shiggy Socks, Bug Spray, sense of humor
Date: Saturday, November 23
Start: San Felasco Park 6400 NW 43rd Way, Gainesville, FL 32653
Hares: Rock Paper SexHer and Daddy’s Meat in the Shower
Show up: 12:00 PM
Hares Away: 12:30 PM
Length: 4 – 4.69 meh!
Hash cash: $5 and one canned good for donation (second timers are free)
Shiggy: 4.69 (Shiggy Meter).
What to bring: $5 hash cash & canned good, first timers, no need for bug spray, even the mosquitoes know to stay away from this trail, vessel, whistle, high socks or long leggings
Don your formal wizard cloaks and get ready to cast some spells.
Date: Oct. 26
Start: Forest Park; 4501 SW 20th Ave, Gainesville, FL 32607
Hares: JAG and La Coocharacha
Theme: Harry Potter / wizards / back to school
Shiggy (difficulty): 2.69-3.69 – Shiggy Meter
Hash cash: $10 (higher hash cash for the variety of special treats that will be provided)
What to bring: $10 hash cash, first timers wearing wizarding cloaks, bug spray, flash light or head lamp, vessel, shiggy socks or pants, more first timers or justs, whistle, wands, Harry Potter garb. Change of shoes and clothes for on-af
PMS Trail hosted by GATRH3. Harriettes only trail;
10:30 AM mimosa time!
11 AM harriette away
length…. 2 miles
hash cash $10 – includes champagne and brunch snacks
harriette – Dr. Penisatarian
Theme: unicorn, pink, and/or time of the month gear all appropriate
NOTE: it’s quite possible you’ll want to get WET; bring a towel, swimming costume, change of clothes, etc. suggested.
PMS patches available
Start your day with some healthy hashing!
Date: Saturday, July 20
Start: Evergreen Uptown/ Red Onion (3885 NW 24th Blvd, Gainesville, FL 32605)
Hares: Doggy & Daddy
Show: 10am HST
Go: 10:30am ish
Theme: anything summer!
Shiggy: 3.69 (Shiggy Meter )
What to bring: $5 hash cash, first timers, bug spray, vessel, high socks or pants, more first timers or justs, whistle, enthusiasm, hopes and dreams, ID, cash for extra drinks or food
Join us for some shiggy tutu fun and celebration of Chitty’s b-day! Strap on your favorite tutu (2-2) and maybe also a strap on.
Date: Saturday, June 22
Start: Publix at Springhill Commons 9200 NW 39th Avenue
Hares: JAG and special guest hare, Rock Paper SexHer
Theme: wear a tutu
Hash cash: $5
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, first timers wearing tutus, bug spray, headlamp or flashlight, drinking vessel, high socks or pants, more first-timers or justs, whistle, tutus, ID, cash for extra drinks/food.
Join us for a St. Patrick’s Day themed trail.
When: 3/13 1830 Show, 1900 Hares away.
Where: Piesanos at Hunter’s Crossing, 5200 NW 43rd Street
Meet in the parking lot for Chalk Talk.
Shiggy Level: TBD
What to bring: $5 hash cash (Free 2nd Timers), ID, Bug Spray, Cranium Gear, Virgins, Extra Cash, Snake Repellant, Green Stuff, First timers, 4 Leaf Clovers, First Timers.
Trail: Shiggy 3.69-4, 2-4 miles
What to bring: regular trail supplies for this time of year, hash cash ($5), ID, first timers, change of clothes for on after
When: Nov. 8
Prelube: 5:30pm at Hogans, cash only and on your own
Start (HST): 6:30pm chalk talk, (out back) 7pm Go
Where: 2327 NW 13th St, Gainesville, FL 32609, Hogans
Why: Drink the beer, cause a kerfuffle, and be hosers
When: Friday November 8
Hash cash: $5, 2nd timers free
HARES: Menaj & Butters
DATE: Friday, Oct. 11
TIME: 6:30 pm Show / 7:00 pm GO!
START: Casa de UrineHurt (email email@example.com for directions)
LENGTH: ~ 1.69
WHAT TO WEAR: Clothes you don’t mind sweating in
WHAT TO BRING: First timers!!! $5 Hash Cash, Vessel, Cranium Lamp, Whistle, Shiggy Socks, Bug Spray, Second Timers Free
ON AFTER: Random Bar or Hash Cruise