Hares: Daddy’s Meat and Just Dick
When: July 29th, Meet at 2:30, hares away 3:00
Where: Near Dunkin Donuts at NW 39th ave and 83rd street at apartment office area
Length: 3-4 miles
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69
Bring: bug spray, virgins, shiggy socks, bug spray, $5 (second timers free)
This will be an A to B trail
Hares: Menage & Just Hooker Dave
Time: July 14, 6 show 630 go
Place: Parks place on 39th, 120 NW 39th Ave
Gainesville, Florida, FL 32609
Shiggy: 2.69-3
Length: 2-3 miles
What to bring: $5 second timers free, your Frenchiest, froggiest attire. Grab that beret, wear rouge blanc et bleu! Bug spray, Shiggy socks, ID for extra credit, Virgins, French Maids, cranium lamp.
What: A Shitty Trail!
Date: Friday, 9 June 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Tie Me Up Trebek, Father Lip Grip
Where: Parking lot behind Ballyhoo’s
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!
What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, whistle, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.
What: Pirate Hooker Trail!
Date: Saturday May 27, 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Sunday School Stroker and JAG
Where: Westside Park parking lot on the corner of NW 34th St and NW 8th Ave
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!
Theme: Dress like whatever you think pirate hooker means…Best dressed wins a prize!
What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.
Hares: Penis Fly Trap & Dead Girl
Time: May 5, Gather @ 6:30pm, hares away @ 7pm
Location: TB McPherson Recreation Complex 1717 SE 15th ST MAP
Length: 2.69 – 3.69
Shiggy: 2.69 – 3.69
Bring: bug spray, cranium lamps, virgins, sombrero, $5 (second timers free), shiggy socks, virgins, functioning liver, piñata
This will be an A to B trail.
When: Sunday, April 27 at 4pm
Hares: Dead Girl and Sunday
Location: PUBLIX 39th and I-75
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.69-3.69
Bring: $5, second timers free, shiggy socks, bug spray, whistles, virgins.
It’s good Friday, so lets have a good time being bad in the woods and hug some trees along the way.
Hares: Daddy, Trebek
When: April 14, 6 pm
Where: Cone Park Library Branch, 2801 E University Ave, Gainesville, FL 32641
Shiggy: 2-4
Length: 2-3 miles
Why: Because what else are you going to do?
Hash Cash: $5, second timers free
What to bring: Tie-Dye something, virgins, ID, virgins, bug spray, Shiggy Socks, Cranium Lamps.
