GATRH3 140 AD with D: Turkey Trail

Start is in the MetroCorp Center at the intersection of NW 39th Ave and 43rd St. 4140 NW  37th Pl

Hare Doofus

Time: 2pm Nov 19

Shiggy Level: yes. Level and un-level shiggy. 

Distance: Just long enough that you’ll be thankful when you’re done. 

Beer: cold

Bring: your favorite turkey day attire, any friends you have left, whistle, extra dry clothes, whistle, and a flashlight if you plan on getting lost in the woods for hours. 
Post circle food at Casa Doofus.

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#139 GATRH3 AD: Lick-her Trail

Prelube at 6pm or earlier, a lot of people have the day off. Bring extra beer if you come earlier. Hares away whenever we feel like we are ready to leave. I have liquor I want to use so there will be a few different shots on trail. Prepare you livers.

Hares: Dead girl and Gin
When: Nov. 10 @ 6pm
Where: 4145 NW 19th Drive
Shiggy: 1.69
Length: 3.69
What to bring: $5, second timers free. Whistles, virgins, cranium lamps or flashlights, more virgins.

GATRH3 #138 AD: Zombie Trail!

ZOMBIE TRAIL!

Hares: JAG and Just Renee
Where: GACAR Office Complex Near Ft. Clarke Blvd 1750 NW 80th Blvd, Gainesville, FL 32606
When: Saturday October 21
6:30pm show, 7pm go
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 3.69 ish
Theme: Dress like a zombie, duh.

What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, dignity (just kidding!), more virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.

GATRH3 #137 AD: Friday the 13th on 13th

Hare: Menage + Just Dick
When: 10/13 @ 6:30 HST
Where: Hogans Sandwiches on 13th Street
Shiggy: 1.69-2
Length: 1.69-2.69
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, cranium lamps, Virgins, ID and cash for extra credit, Virgins, lucky rabbits foot, horse shoe or anything else to help you stave off the evil eye.

GATRH3 #136 AD: Redneck Mud Run

Hare: Trebek and Just Shane
Where:Dogwood Park 5505 SW Archer Rd, Gainesville, FL 32608
When: 9/23, 1430 show, 1500 go
Length: 1.69-2.69 mile
Shiggy: 3.69-4.69 depending on rain
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, ID, bug spray, cranium lamp, Virgins, change of shorts, shoes and socks.

This has the potential to be a very muddy trail and will also feature many hills. Be prepared to be dirty.

GATRH3 #135 AD: Short, Sweet and Shiggy

Hare: Menage
Where: El Indio on 34th Blvd
When: 9/8, 630 show, 645-7 go
Length: .69-1.69 mile
Shiggy: 2-3 depending on rain
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, ID, Extra credit, but spray, cranium lamp, Virgins

This is now a hurricane party trail, short and fun. Expect a chill social circle with wieners.

GATRH3 #134 AD: Back to School Trail

Where: Munegins on 13th
When: Saturday August 19
6:30pm show, 7pm go
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.96969 miles ISH
Theme: it’s back to school time! Honor those hardworking teachers or their sexy school girls/boys

Who: JAG and SUPER SECRET OUT OF TOWN MYSTERY COHARE!!!

What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best back to school outfit, tasty virgins, dignity (just kidding!), more virgins, and sense of adventure.