GATRH3 #152: Friday the 13th – Jason goes Hashing

Hares: Trebek & Just Melanie
Where: 7400 SW 41 Pl, Gainesville, FL 32608
When: Fri April 13, 7 show 7:30 go
Length: 2.69-3.69
Shiggy: 1.69-2.69
Hash cash: $5, second timers free

Details Happy Friday the 13th, lets all get murdered in the woods 80’s style. Dress up like an 80’s camp counselor and see if you can survive to the end.
time subject to change.

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GATRH3 #149 AD: Easter Trail

Hares: Hops on Pops and Just Alaska
Scavenger hunt, full mOOn trail, erections of new MM, and more shenanigans. Crash space available.
Start: Sal’s Place, 5109 NW 39th Ave
Pre-lube and food on your own at Sal’s
Trail Time: March 31, 4pm meet inside, chalk talk/hares away at 4:30pm behind Sal’s
Attire: pastels, moons, bunnies, crosses
Trail: A to B pack a bag for the beer truck, 3.69 miles to 4.69 miles
Shiggy: .69 – 3.69, virgin friendly not pet friendly
Hash cash: $7 for everyone, no exceptions for this annual trail, exact hash cash will be rewarded

GATRH3 #149 AD: Psychedelic Colorsploshion Trail

Hares: Penis Fly Trap and Just Greg
Where: 822 SE 6th Ave, Gainesville, FL
When: Fri March 9, 6:30 show 7 go
Length: 2.69-3.69
Shiggy: 2.69-3
Hash cash: $5, second timers free

All y’all wankers need some more color in your life, so come on out for the most vibrant trail of your life! Wear your brightest, funkiest attire, and expect plenty of glow sticks, glitter, and body paint. Don’t forget to bring your virgins to please Gispert.

Most people have been to my place before, but you can park in the grassy lot across the street or in the yard of the big blue house just a little west on 6th.

GATRH3 #147 AD: My Bloody Valentine

Hares: Just Renee and Dr. Penisatarian
Where:¬†Tipple’s Beer & Wine – 2440 SW 76th St, Ste 110, Gainesville, Florida 32608
Show: Feb, 9. 6:35pm – prelube on your dime at Tipple’s
Chalk talk in the rear: 7pm
Length: 3.00
Shiggy: 2.69-3

Theme: My Bloody Valentine is not only an awesome rock band from the 80-90’s but the theme of this month’s 2nd-Friday trail! You know what to do. Wear your reddest red, bring your heart, or daggers, or whatever makes you feel loved.

Bring: Valentines! (and virgins!!), cranium lamps, shiggy socks, blackberry bush de-thorner, flashlight, whistle, kitty food for the wildlife, street smarts for the neighborhood, cash/id for prelube, $5 hash cash, 2nd timers free!

GATRH3 #146 AD: Pick-up Trail

Start: Public & General,1000 NE 16th Ave, Gainesville, FL 32601
Date: Saturday, January 20, 2018
Hares = You! It’s a pick-up.
6:30p = Grub and Prelube (on your own; I’ll probs go early for grub if anyone wants to join me!)
Show & Go: 7:00p
Shiggy = Who knows, it’s a pick-up. Probably not more than 2.69, but you never know if someone might find some soggy dog shit to roll in.
Length: Who knows it’s a pick up, we’ll shoot for <<2.69 for sure
What to Bring: Your own haring/beer bag, cranium lights, whistle, $5 hash cash, virgins, your inner hare.

GATRH3 Trail #143AD: Sparkles! and Glitter! New Year’s Eve Eve Trail

Dress in your fanciest Goodwill outfit but be prepared to destroy it along the way. Sparkles! And Glitter! Best dressed wins a prize!

Start: Salty Dog in Midtown
Date: Saturday December 30, 2017
6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Gin Comes Out Yellow and JAG
Length: 3.69 ish
Shiggy: 2.69
Dress: Sparkles, Glitter, and Fancy Dress
What to Bring: Delicious virgins, cranium lights, $5 hash cash, a sense of adventure, your sparkliest outfits, whistles, and more virgins.

GATRH3 #142 AD: Jingle Balls Trail

Alright, let’s try this again.

When: Friday, Dec 22nd, 6:00 prelube on your own inside, 6:30 meet, 7:00 hares away (Hares are gay!)
Hares: Daddy and Tweeny
Shiggy: 0.69 – 1.69
Length: 2.69 – 3.69 miles
Where: Red Onion

What to bring: $5 (2nd timers free), lights, virgins, bells, Christmas clothing, Christmas lights, more bells, singing voices

Attempt number two at Jingle Balls this year. There will be singing of Hash Christmas Carols and plenty of light displays for us to view (or defile).