Friday night Prelube:
April 12, 6:30 PM at Hogan’s Sandwiches, beer and food on your own.
An annual GATRH3 Erections Event! It’s that time of year, the changing of the guard and fresh BLOOD with new ideas to herd this group of GATRs. Plus there will be fun, food, and a bonfire! Crash space available for out of towners…
Date: Saturday, April 13
Time: 4:30pm Show, 5:00pm Go (or whenever BB arrives from work)
Start: 4908 NW 34th Blvd., the parking lot in front of Dolce Vita Bakery
Length: 2.69ish miles
Shiggy level: .69 – 2.69ish (yeah, vague but you won’t be swimming…)
Trail is A to A’, just a short walk back to start or toss your crap in a car to be available at end
Hash Cash: $15; there will be food at the end and extra drinks for the erections portion of the event
Hare: Tie Me Up Trebek
What to bring: virgins; a thirst for beer; easter, jesus, and/or pastel attire; $15 hash cash; cranium lamp; shiggy socks or pants; A VESSEL; whistle; bug spray; ID; uber/lyft plans; more virgins; and virgins.
Celebrate Tweeny and Doggy’s 2-2 years together on March 2-2!
Start Location: Tween Dogg’s House
Shiggy Level: 2.69 – 3.69
6:30 show 7 go HST
What to Bring: Tutu! Cranium gear, bug spray, vessel, shiggy socks, virgins.
Lumber is in town and you know what that means… there will be trail.
Will it be good? Who knows!
What’s the Shiggy rating? Dunno yet!
How long is it? Long enough!
These are good questions, you’ll have to show up to find out; it’s a LIVE LAY!
What to bring:
hash cash ($5),
something warm (if you think 65° is cold),
a light source (cranium lamp!),
a change of shoes (it’s a LIVE LAY so no telling if you’ll get wet feet or not),
a vessel (for your beer drinking),
a sense of direction (the hare forgot his),
a whistle (or just yell real loud),
tacos (I’m hungry)
Where: Kanapaha Middle School, 5005 SW 75th St, Gainesville, Florida
Parking lot find my truck it’ll be there somewhere.
Hares: Urine Horse Deep and just Travis
Date: Friday 2/8 meat at 630 hares away at 7.
Shiggy level 2.69 to 3.69 not sure what we’ll get into because I’ve not scouted it out.
Length: not sure but its going to be a live lay so not to long.
What to bring. Virgins,Cranium gear,vessels, socks,bugspray, hell who am I kidding no one reads this part.
Not sure where on after will be
Hares: Daddy and Just Peaches
Date: Friday January 11
Where: Northside Park, 5701 NW 34th Blvd, Gainesville, FL
When: 6:30 meet, 7:00 hares away
Length: 3-4 miles
What to bring: $5 Hash Cash, virgins, cranium gear, shiggy socks.
Woo, a trail!
Prepare for an epic trail of 69 stripper pole spectacularness. It’s been 169 trails since we sort of kind of started counting these (maybe) after Doofus moved away.
Date: Saturday, December 29, 2018
Start: Munegins on 13th
Hares: JAG and Just Travis
Theme: All things 69! Or strippers! Or poles! Get creative, there will be a prize.
Length: 2.69-6.69 miles, okay it won’t really be that long but ….
Hash cash: $15, increased price includes food and special 169ish things…
What to bring: $15 hash cash, virgins who like poles or 69s, cranium light, vessel, shiggy socks or pants, more virgins or justs, whistles, 69 trail appropriate attire, glitter just cause, and the other normal crap I’m forgetting to mention.
PS – Gator bowl game is at 12pm that day so prelube is possible ….
When: Friday, Dec. 14, 7pm
5004 NW 34th St, Gainesville, FL 32605
What to bring: Wear lights, Cranium Lamps, bells and holiday attire.
Starting in the parking lot behind the Pizza Hut to go on NW 34th.
Shiggy – unlikely
Length – not too short, not too big, just right.
Normal $5 hash.
Evil Elves: Menaj and Doofus