Prepare for an epic trail of 69 stripper pole spectacularness. It’s been 169 trails since we sort of kind of started counting these (maybe) after Doofus moved away.
Date: Saturday, December 29, 2018
Start: Munegins on 13th
Hares: JAG and Just Travis
Theme: All things 69! Or strippers! Or poles! Get creative, there will be a prize.
Length: 2.69-6.69 miles, okay it won’t really be that long but ….
Hash cash: $15, increased price includes food and special 169ish things…
What to bring: $15 hash cash, virgins who like poles or 69s, cranium light, vessel, shiggy socks or pants, more virgins or justs, whistles, 69 trail appropriate attire, glitter just cause, and the other normal crap I’m forgetting to mention.
PS – Gator bowl game is at 12pm that day so prelube is possible ….
When: Sat. Oct. 26, 5pm
Where: World of Beer on 34th Street
Bring: yourself, money for beer, $3 for the patch
LOCATION: World of Beer
Time: 5pm show 5:30 go, drinking beers from around the
Possibly drinking practixe but it will only be a brief trail if I can get my crap together tomorrow.
Hare: Dead Girl
Hares: Bloody Sanchez and Just Darius
When: Thursday, Sept.13th, 6:30 show, 7:30 Go,
Where: 2900 SW 42nd St, Gainesville, FL 32608 Parking at Northernmost point of parking lot.
Length: 3+ miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, bug spray, prophylactics, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels
Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube in Gainesville
— Crash Space available —
Thursday, May 17th
Meet at 7pm
Hare away at 7:20pm
Start behind Mothers
1017 W University Ave, Gainesville, Fl
Hare – Doofus White Boy
Theme – Summer Camp – Dress for Camping – Boy Scout, Girl Scout, 80’s lose virginity at camp movie, safari, wear Marshmallows, be a hot dog, or bring a float.
Pre-lube – Mothers
On after – maybe Mothers
For out of towners – hash with us and crash with us. A short drive out to Ginnie in the Friday AM to set up your tent in a prime location.
No foolin’, Menage is getting hitched. So put on your best worst white dress and get on out to the best package store just over the county line! More details to cum!
When: April 8, 4:30pm
Where: The Hitching Post Mud Bog
Length: 1.69- 2ish
Why: Mud, booze and white dresses, all to entertain the locals
Hash Cash: $5, second timers free, but bring an extra $10 if you wish to stay for the mud bog races at 7pm
Update: you can bring a tent or small camper for overnight. Jumbo did not set a price for overnight stays, but bring a little extra to put in the pot for the courtesy. Please come a little before to get you stuff set up.
What to bring: A white dress, virgins, ID, cash for extra credit at the package lounge and concession stand, a change of clothes, virgins, bug spray, a sense of humor, closed toed shoes because parts from the trucks do fall in the mud.
Shamrock Trail! Last chance to wear all that beer-stained green shit you won’t use for another year!
Location: Mother’s Pub & Grill, Gainesville FL
When: Sunday, March 19th – that’s gives you a whole day to puke up all that green beer you drank on the 17th.
START TIME: 3:00p SHT
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), virgins!!, ID, extra credit cash$$, green socks, whistle, vessel, backsliders (yes, you!), a thirst for beer and something dirty.
Theme: Everything Green – even your undies
Hares: Dr. Penisatarian & ?
Pre-lube on your own, in a dark corner by yourself, or with friends, at Mother’s
Be sure to join us for a whole weekend of shenanigans, January 13-14!