Quand: 6:30pm, July 12
Lapine(s): Menage a Frottage et…?
Ou: The Midnight, 223 S Main St
Pourquoi: Nous aimons boire!
Le shiggy: .69
Durée: 1.69-2 miles
Thème: Grab your stripey shirts, berets and baguettes! Be as Frenchie as you can be! Ma oui!
Apporter: $7 hash cash (to cover a special stop), second timers free, flashlight, bug spray, a dry shirt perhaps…there may be rain…c’est la vie. Extra cash for Extra Credit and ID.
Hare – Doofus White Boy
@ The Midnight: 223 S Main St, Gainesville, FL 32601
6:00 PM ET pre-lube (w/ food!) at The Midnight
6:30 PM ET to adjacent parking lot for chalk talk
7:00 PM ET hare away
If there is demand – Doofus will supply a van run from Ginnie to Gville and back to assist those who leave camp for trail. You know – hashers.
Shiggy is in the forecast. Bring a flashlight, vessel, $5 hash cash; the usual, etc. ID and extra cash/card for extra credit.
Friday night Prelube:
April 12, 6:30 PM at Hogan’s Sandwiches, beer and food on your own.
An annual GATRH3 Erections Event! It’s that time of year, the changing of the guard and fresh BLOOD with new ideas to herd this group of GATRs. Plus there will be fun, food, and a bonfire! Crash space available for out of towners…
Date: Saturday, April 13
Time: 4:30pm Show, 5:00pm Go (or whenever BB arrives from work)
Start: 4908 NW 34th Blvd., the parking lot in front of Dolce Vita Bakery
Length: 2.69ish miles
Shiggy level: .69 – 2.69ish (yeah, vague but you won’t be swimming…)
Trail is A to A’, just a short walk back to start or toss your crap in a car to be available at end
Hash Cash: $15; there will be food at the end and extra drinks for the erections portion of the event
Hare: Tie Me Up Trebek
What to bring: virgins; a thirst for beer; easter, jesus, and/or pastel attire; $15 hash cash; cranium lamp; shiggy socks or pants; A VESSEL; whistle; bug spray; ID; uber/lyft plans; more virgins; and virgins.
Prepare for an epic trail of 69 stripper pole spectacularness. It’s been 169 trails since we sort of kind of started counting these (maybe) after Doofus moved away.
Date: Saturday, December 29, 2018
Start: Munegins on 13th
Hares: JAG and Just Travis
Theme: All things 69! Or strippers! Or poles! Get creative, there will be a prize.
Length: 2.69-6.69 miles, okay it won’t really be that long but ….
Hash cash: $15, increased price includes food and special 169ish things…
What to bring: $15 hash cash, virgins who like poles or 69s, cranium light, vessel, shiggy socks or pants, more virgins or justs, whistles, 69 trail appropriate attire, glitter just cause, and the other normal crap I’m forgetting to mention.
PS – Gator bowl game is at 12pm that day so prelube is possible ….
When: Sat. Oct. 26, 5pm
Where: World of Beer on 34th Street
Bring: yourself, money for beer, $3 for the patch
LOCATION: World of Beer
Time: 5pm show 5:30 go, drinking beers from around the
Possibly drinking practixe but it will only be a brief trail if I can get my crap together tomorrow.
Hare: Dead Girl
Hares: Bloody Sanchez and Just Darius
When: Thursday, Sept.13th, 6:30 show, 7:30 Go,
Where: 2900 SW 42nd St, Gainesville, FL 32608 Parking at Northernmost point of parking lot.
Length: 3+ miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, bug spray, prophylactics, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels
Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube in Gainesville
— Crash Space available —
Thursday, May 17th
Meet at 7pm
Hare away at 7:20pm
Start behind Mothers
1017 W University Ave, Gainesville, Fl
Hare – Doofus White Boy
Theme – Summer Camp – Dress for Camping – Boy Scout, Girl Scout, 80’s lose virginity at camp movie, safari, wear Marshmallows, be a hot dog, or bring a float.
Pre-lube – Mothers
On after – maybe Mothers
For out of towners – hash with us and crash with us. A short drive out to Ginnie in the Friday AM to set up your tent in a prime location.