The 11th Annual Crazy Hat Pub Crawl

Be sure to join us for a whole weekend of shenanigans, January 13-14!

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GATRH3 #114 AD: ZOMBIE!!!

Hares: Daddy and Jag
Where: Northside Park (5701 NW 34th Blvd)
When: 6:00 meet, 6:30 hares away
Hash Cash: $5
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69
Length: 3-4 miles
Dress: Zombie attire required

Bring: Thirst for brains, virgins, hash cash, shiggy socks (don’t say we didn’t warn you), whistles, cranium gear, bug spray, and your delicious BRAAAAAAIIIIINS for us to snack on!

GATRH3 #96 AD: Jingle Bell Trail

Hares: JAG, Menage and Penis Flytrap
When: Dec. 21, 6:30 PM, Hares away 7 HST
Where: Red Onion Grill on 39th
Shiggy: 1.69-2
Bring: $5 hash cash, second time free. Your ho-ho-hos and Virgins! Jingle bells…how ever you choose to jingle…bring it. Flashlights, a lantern, a small reindeer with a mutated luminescent snoz… it will be dark. Bug spray, your sense of cheer for beer! Virgins…like Mary. ID and cash for extra credit (there will probably be a call in for pizza, bring some extra cash if you can). Expect lights…tinsel…flamingos…its the most wonderful time for a beer!

GATRH3 #95 AD: Turkey Trail

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Hares: Whiskey Fish Dicks, w/ moral support from Dr. Penisitarian
Date: December 5th
Time: Noon, Hares away 12:30
Shiggy: TBD
Length: 2.69-3.69
Location: Casa de Whiskey Fish Dicks (4723 NW 32nd Ave.)
Theme: The gobble wobble!

Things to bring: Gobble-appropriate attire, such as,
A snood – Long and prominent growth on a mature gobbler, but no known function.
Your major Caruncles (or wattle) – Large and fleshy. Engorged with blood during the spring.
A beard: 3-4 inches on a young jake, to 10 inches or longer on a mature gobbler. Thickness varies.
Tail & breast feathers – you get the idea.

Also bring: Virgins, Whistles, Hash Cash ($5; free for second-timers), Drinking Vessel, Trail Buddy, bug spray, shiggy socks, more virgins! Your gobble wobble A-game!

RRRRRRR U Cedar Key Pirate Invasion Trail & Camp

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Hares: Menage with booty support from The Dread Pirate Hops
When: Sept. 19
Time: 12 pm
Where: Low Key Hideaway Tiki Bar
Address: 12050 FL-24, Cedar Key, FL 32625
Phone:(352) 543-0700
Hash Cash: $10 (there’s more boozy booty to be had with this trail plus some food at the end)
Shiggy: Yes. Expect to get wet.
Length: 2-3 miles, trail will be in two parts so much fun can be had at the pirate event

Parking: Please try to park alongside the road if you can by the Tiki Bar.

This will coincide with the Cedar Key FL Pirate Invasion Weekend. For more info go to www.cedarkeypiratefest.com.
Yes, there may have already been a pirate trail this year…but avast we can have another! RRRRRR U ready?
Bring: Bug spray, virgins, a tent if you want to spend the night, flashlight, whistle, change of clothes, dry bag, cash for extra credit, ID


While it is pirate weekend, I advise minimal pirate attire for trail. It will be a trail. At least something you don’t mind getting wet.

Camping info: Sunset Isle RV resort. Sites are $34 a night for 2 people, $5 for each extra person per night, max 4 per site. 2 tents per site max.
Menage has reserved site 48 for Friday and Saturday night, when you call to make a reservation note that you would want to be in the inside circle. They said approximately 15 sites are left for that weekend.

Phone: 352-543-5375
Website: http://www.cedarkeyrv.com/index.html

For those camping there will be a Bloody Mary Hangover trail on Sunday at 11am. $3 hash cash.

Menage will be reserving a site with electric/water.

This is Menage’s birthday trail, so expect there to be some home brew of sorts, muck, and well…the usual.