Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube in Gainesville
— Crash Space available —
Thursday, May 17th
Meet at 7pm
Hare away at 7:20pm
Start behind Mothers
1017 W University Ave, Gainesville, Fl
Hare – Doofus White Boy
Theme – Summer Camp – Dress for Camping – Boy Scout, Girl Scout, 80’s lose virginity at camp movie, safari, wear Marshmallows, be a hot dog, or bring a float.
Pre-lube – Mothers
On after – maybe Mothers
For out of towners – hash with us and crash with us. A short drive out to Ginnie in the Friday AM to set up your tent in a prime location.
No foolin’, Menage is getting hitched. So put on your best worst white dress and get on out to the best package store just over the county line! More details to cum!
When: April 8, 4:30pm
Where: The Hitching Post Mud Bog
Length: 1.69- 2ish
Why: Mud, booze and white dresses, all to entertain the locals
Hash Cash: $5, second timers free, but bring an extra $10 if you wish to stay for the mud bog races at 7pm
Update: you can bring a tent or small camper for overnight. Jumbo did not set a price for overnight stays, but bring a little extra to put in the pot for the courtesy. Please come a little before to get you stuff set up.
What to bring: A white dress, virgins, ID, cash for extra credit at the package lounge and concession stand, a change of clothes, virgins, bug spray, a sense of humor, closed toed shoes because parts from the trucks do fall in the mud.
Shamrock Trail! Last chance to wear all that beer-stained green shit you won’t use for another year!
Location: Mother’s Pub & Grill, Gainesville FL
When: Sunday, March 19th – that’s gives you a whole day to puke up all that green beer you drank on the 17th.
START TIME: 3:00p SHT
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), virgins!!, ID, extra credit cash$$, green socks, whistle, vessel, backsliders (yes, you!), a thirst for beer and something dirty.
Theme: Everything Green – even your undies
Hares: Dr. Penisatarian & ?
Pre-lube on your own, in a dark corner by yourself, or with friends, at Mother’s
Be sure to join us for a whole weekend of shenanigans, January 13-14!
Hares: Daddy and Jag
Where: Northside Park (5701 NW 34th Blvd)
When: 6:00 meet, 6:30 hares away
Hash Cash: $5
Length: 3-4 miles
Dress: Zombie attire required
Bring: Thirst for brains, virgins, hash cash, shiggy socks (don’t say we didn’t warn you), whistles, cranium gear, bug spray, and your delicious BRAAAAAAIIIIINS for us to snack on!
Hare: Dead Girl
When: Friday 9/9/16 6pm for any pre-pre lube at the bar 6:30 show 7pm go.
Where: Dirty bar
What to bring: Whisles, virgins, bug spray, $5 hash cash.
We’re number 1, and 1 and 1!! :).
Hares: JAG, Menage and Penis Flytrap
When: Dec. 21, 6:30 PM, Hares away 7 HST
Where: Red Onion Grill on 39th
Bring: $5 hash cash, second time free. Your ho-ho-hos and Virgins! Jingle bells…how ever you choose to jingle…bring it. Flashlights, a lantern, a small reindeer with a mutated luminescent snoz… it will be dark. Bug spray, your sense of cheer for beer! Virgins…like Mary. ID and cash for extra credit (there will probably be a call in for pizza, bring some extra cash if you can). Expect lights…tinsel…flamingos…its the most wonderful time for a beer!