GATRH3 #180AD Pre-Ginnie Trail

Hare – Doofus White Boy
@ The Midnight: 223 S Main St, Gainesville, FL 32601

May 16

6:00 PM ET pre-lube (w/ food!) at The Midnight
6:30 PM ET to adjacent parking lot for chalk talk
7:00 PM ET hare away

If there is demand – Doofus will supply a van run from Ginnie to Gville and back to assist those who leave camp for trail. You know – hashers.

Shiggy is in the forecast. Bring a flashlight, vessel, $5 hash cash; the usual, etc. ID and extra cash/card for extra credit.


GATRH3 #162 AD: Bloody Sanchez and Just Darius GLO Prelube TRAIL

Hares: Bloody Sanchez and Just Darius
When: Thursday, Sept.13th, 6:30 show, 7:30 Go,
Where: 2900 SW 42nd St, Gainesville, FL 32608 Parking at Northernmost point of parking lot.
Shiggy: 4.069
Length: 3+ miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, bug spray, prophylactics, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels

GATRH3 #159 AD: Emoji Trail

Saturday, July 21, 4pm

What: Hogtown Creek Emoji Trail #159 AD
Hares: GGB and Cooch
Start:4026 NW 16th St
This is a home address. We suggest carpooling or parking at CVS. (It’s 2 blocks away.)
Theme: In honor of Jag’s Bday on Tuesday July 17, we will be celebrating World Emoji Day
Come dressed in your Emoji shirt, pants, hat, socks, etc…. Sharpie Emoji’s are acceptable. Make an effort 🙃
Time: 4:00 show, 4:30 go. Roughly ending at 8
Shiggy: 2.69
Length: 2.69 miles😊
Just a short shiggy Creek trail. Extra credit if you find any 🦈 teeth.
Bring: Long 👖 or tall 🧦, 🐜 spray, whistles, cranium gear (just in queso ) $5 Hash Cash 💰, a dry bag with change of clothes.

GatrH3 #155 AD Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube!

Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube in Gainesville
— Crash Space available —

Thursday, May 17th
Meet at 7pm
Hare away at 7:20pm
Start behind Mothers
1017 W University Ave, Gainesville, Fl
Hare – Doofus White Boy
Theme – Summer Camp – Dress for Camping – Boy Scout, Girl Scout, 80’s lose virginity at camp movie, safari, wear Marshmallows, be a hot dog, or bring a float.
Pre-lube – Mothers
On after – maybe Mothers

For out of towners – hash with us and crash with us. A short drive out to Ginnie in the Friday AM to set up your tent in a prime location.

ACR #4: My Redneck Valentine – or where my sister works…

At long last, another Alachua Country Ramblers trail. This time with shiggy and titties!
Hares: Shower Daddy and Menage
When: Feb. 25, 2pm
Where: Cafe Risque, Micanopy, meet in the back parking lot
Shiggy: 2.69-3
Length: 3.69-4 miles
Bring: $5 hash cash and ID, and if you plan on staying for the on-after there is a minimum and cover of $5-10. Virgins, singles, shiggy sock, virgins, sense of humor.

RRRRRRR U Cedar Key Pirate Invasion Trail & Camp

Hares: Menage with booty support from The Dread Pirate Hops
When: Sept. 19
Time: 12 pm
Where: Low Key Hideaway Tiki Bar
Address: 12050 FL-24, Cedar Key, FL 32625
Phone:(352) 543-0700
Hash Cash: $10 (there’s more boozy booty to be had with this trail plus some food at the end)
Shiggy: Yes. Expect to get wet.
Length: 2-3 miles, trail will be in two parts so much fun can be had at the pirate event

Parking: Please try to park alongside the road if you can by the Tiki Bar.

This will coincide with the Cedar Key FL Pirate Invasion Weekend. For more info go to
Yes, there may have already been a pirate trail this year…but avast we can have another! RRRRRR U ready?
Bring: Bug spray, virgins, a tent if you want to spend the night, flashlight, whistle, change of clothes, dry bag, cash for extra credit, ID

While it is pirate weekend, I advise minimal pirate attire for trail. It will be a trail. At least something you don’t mind getting wet.

Camping info: Sunset Isle RV resort. Sites are $34 a night for 2 people, $5 for each extra person per night, max 4 per site. 2 tents per site max.
Menage has reserved site 48 for Friday and Saturday night, when you call to make a reservation note that you would want to be in the inside circle. They said approximately 15 sites are left for that weekend.

Phone: 352-543-5375

For those camping there will be a Bloody Mary Hangover trail on Sunday at 11am. $3 hash cash.

Menage will be reserving a site with electric/water.

This is Menage’s birthday trail, so expect there to be some home brew of sorts, muck, and well…the usual.

Trailer Trash H3 (TiTiH3) @ Cedar Key – Boat Drinks Trail

boatdrinks(2)Sunday, April 12 @ 2pm. Hares away 2:30. 

Cum one cum all and join Missy Pissy and Rock Cock from the TiTi H3 as we defile the beautiful Keys of Cedar Sunday April 12th and sacrifice a few virgins. There will be shiggy and boat drinks galore. Dress in you’re finest boating attire and if we’re lucky no one will drown. Prelube starts at Cedar Key Marina II – 12780 FL-24, Cedar Key, FL 32625 – bring IDs, bug spray, SPF, whistles and VIRGINS!

Carpooling info and other stuff to cum!

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