Hared by S.S. Tweeny and THC. A to B, transportation back will be provided.
When: 6/14. Orientation: 6:30, hares away 7:00
Why: Theme is national flag day, so come with your flag apparel
Where: Target parking lot, back towards Dairy Queen
3970 SW Archer Rd, Gainesville, FL 32608
What: Bring flashlight, $5 hash cash (second timers free), bug spray, extra cash for extra beverage stops
Shiggy: 2.69 (Shiggy Meter)
Where: Publix Super Market at Gainesville Shopping Center
1302 N Main St, Gainesville, Florida 32601
When: May 10, 6pm
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, bug spray, cranium lamp, running shoes, Virgins, ID, credit card/cash for extra credit
The long-anticipated pickle trail is here! Bring your pickle, dress as a pickle (or at least in green, losers), and be ready for some pickle-tastic fun!
Hares: PFT & Bloody Sanchez
When: Nov. 9, 7 show, 7:30 go
Where: Hogan’s (we’re creative, shut up!)
Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, green stuff, virgins, shiggy socks
Prepare to be scared!
Hares: Deep Ditch Doggy and Just Peaches
When: Saturday October 34th (Nov 3)
7:00pm show, 7:30pm go HST
Where: Westside Park parking lot
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.69- 3.69 A-B
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), vessel, shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.
Come help us celebrate the the wedding of Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen (aka von Sexy-hausen).
Hares: Go Pro and St. Dickless
When: Fri. October 12 6:30pm
Where: Mother’s Pub (1017 W. University Ave.
Gainesville, FL 32601)
Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Virgins, Flashlights, Your finest Bavarian Lederhosen or Dirndles, Butt Stuff, and a Taste for Beer.
HARRIETTES: Just Alaska and La Cooch
DATE: Friday, Sept. 28th (National Drink Beer Day)
TIME: 6:30 pm Show / 7:00 pm GO!
WHERE: Parking Lot @ Hogan’s Great Sandwiches (2327 NW 13th St.)
WHAT TO WEAR: Pirate Theme! You can never have TOO much booty! Or at least the Harriettes don’t think so!
WHAT TO BRING: Virgins!!! Virgins with a lot of Booty! $5 Hash Cash, 2nd Timers Free, Vessels, Cranium Lamps, Whistle, Shiggy Socks, Bug Spray, Spiced Rum, Treasure Map and a Parrot.
ON AFTER: Hogan’s Great Sandwiches
Saturday, July 21, 4pm
What: Hogtown Creek Emoji Trail #159 AD
Hares: GGB and Cooch
Start:4026 NW 16th St
This is a home address. We suggest carpooling or parking at CVS. (It’s 2 blocks away.)
Theme: In honor of Jag’s Bday on Tuesday July 17, we will be celebrating World Emoji Day
Come dressed in your Emoji shirt, pants, hat, socks, etc…. Sharpie Emoji’s are acceptable. Make an effort 🙃
Time: 4:00 show, 4:30 go. Roughly ending at 8
Length: 2.69 miles😊
Just a short shiggy Creek trail. Extra credit if you find any 🦈 teeth.
Bring: Long 👖 or tall 🧦, 🐜 spray, whistles, cranium gear (just in queso ) $5 Hash Cash 💰, a dry bag with change of clothes.
Hares: Tweeny & Just Jason
Where: 10731 w newberry rd. Gainesville, Florida
When: May 11, 6:30 Show 7:00 Go!
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69 (unless it rains)
Hash Cash: $5.00
The Rock Trail, that’s right, bring your favorite pet rock, dress like your favorite rock or just show up and rock out! Make sure to bring shiggy socks, bug spray, virgins, and a well trained liver!
Hares: Trebek & Just Melanie
Where: 7400 SW 41 Pl, Gainesville, FL 32608
When: Fri April 13, 7 show 7:30 go
Hash cash: $5, second timers free
Details Happy Friday the 13th, lets all get murdered in the woods 80’s style. Dress up like an 80’s camp counselor and see if you can survive to the end.
time subject to change.
Hares: Just Renee and Dr. Penisatarian
Where: Tipple’s Beer & Wine – 2440 SW 76th St, Ste 110, Gainesville, Florida 32608
Show: Feb, 9. 6:35pm – prelube on your dime at Tipple’s
Chalk talk in the rear: 7pm
Theme: My Bloody Valentine is not only an awesome rock band from the 80-90’s but the theme of this month’s 2nd-Friday trail! You know what to do. Wear your reddest red, bring your heart, or daggers, or whatever makes you feel loved.
Bring: Valentines! (and virgins!!), cranium lamps, shiggy socks, blackberry bush de-thorner, flashlight, whistle, kitty food for the wildlife, street smarts for the neighborhood, cash/id for prelube, $5 hash cash, 2nd timers free!