GATRH3 #147 AD: My Bloody Valentine

Hares: Just Renee and Dr. Penisatarian
Where:¬†Tipple’s Beer & Wine – 2440 SW 76th St, Ste 110, Gainesville, Florida 32608
Show: Feb, 9. 6:35pm – prelube on your dime at Tipple’s
Chalk talk in the rear: 7pm
Length: 3.00
Shiggy: 2.69-3

Theme: My Bloody Valentine is not only an awesome rock band from the 80-90’s but the theme of this month’s 2nd-Friday trail! You know what to do. Wear your reddest red, bring your heart, or daggers, or whatever makes you feel loved.

Bring: Valentines! (and virgins!!), cranium lamps, shiggy socks, blackberry bush de-thorner, flashlight, whistle, kitty food for the wildlife, street smarts for the neighborhood, cash/id for prelube, $5 hash cash, 2nd timers free!

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GATRH3 #138 AD: Zombie Trail!

ZOMBIE TRAIL!

Hares: JAG and Just Renee
Where: GACAR Office Complex Near Ft. Clarke Blvd 1750 NW 80th Blvd, Gainesville, FL 32606
When: Saturday October 21
6:30pm show, 7pm go
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 3.69 ish
Theme: Dress like a zombie, duh.

What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, dignity (just kidding!), more virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.

GATRH3 #137 AD: Friday the 13th on 13th

Hare: Menage + Just Dick
When: 10/13 @ 6:30 HST
Where: Hogans Sandwiches on 13th Street
Shiggy: 1.69-2
Length: 1.69-2.69
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, cranium lamps, Virgins, ID and cash for extra credit, Virgins, lucky rabbits foot, horse shoe or anything else to help you stave off the evil eye.

GATRH3 #132 AD

Hares: Daddy’s Meat and Just Dick
When: July 29th, Meet at 2:30, hares away 3:00
Where: Near Dunkin Donuts at NW 39th ave and 83rd street at apartment office area
Length: 3-4 miles
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69
Bring: bug spray, virgins, shiggy socks, bug spray, $5 (second timers free)

This will be an A to B trail

GATRH3 #129 AD

What: A Shitty Trail!
Date: Friday, 9 June 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Tie Me Up Trebek, Father Lip Grip
Where: Parking lot behind Ballyhoo’s
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!

What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, whistle, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.

GATRH3 #128 AD: Pirate Hooker Trail

What: Pirate Hooker Trail!
Date: Saturday May 27, 2017
Time: 6:00pm Show, 6:30pm Go
Hares: Sunday School Stroker and JAG
Where: Westside Park parking lot on the corner of NW 34th St and NW 8th Ave
Length: 3.69 ish miles
Shiggy Level: 2.69-4.69, depends on how much rain we get!
Theme: Dress like whatever you think pirate hooker means…Best dressed wins a prize!

What to bring: Shiggy socks or long pants, BUG SPRAY, cranium light, vessel, TASTY VIRGINS, sense of adventure, and more virgins.