GATRH3 #166AD: Zombie Trail

Prepare to be scared!
Hares: Deep Ditch Doggy and Just Peaches
When: Saturday October 34th (Nov 3)
7:00pm show, 7:30pm go HST
Where: Westside Park parking lot
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.69- 3.69 A-B
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), vessel, shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.

GATRH3 #100 AD: Easter Trail


All we know is that Jesus won’t be there… just drunk hares and hounds on the bunny trail.
(Oh, and we’re holding mismanagement elections)
Hares: Menage and Dead Girl
START TIME: March 27, 5:30 hares away at 6
START LOCATION: El Indio on 34th, look in the parking lot. Pre-taco at 5.
SHIGGY: 2-2.69
LENGTH: 2.69-3
Hash cash: $5, second timers free.
Bring: Virgins. Id, cash for extra credit. Flashlights or cranium lamp. Drybag.
Bunny ears, cotton tails…

RRRRRRR U Cedar Key Pirate Invasion Trail & Camp

Hares: Menage with booty support from The Dread Pirate Hops
When: Sept. 19
Time: 12 pm
Where: Low Key Hideaway Tiki Bar
Address: 12050 FL-24, Cedar Key, FL 32625
Phone:(352) 543-0700
Hash Cash: $10 (there’s more boozy booty to be had with this trail plus some food at the end)
Shiggy: Yes. Expect to get wet.
Length: 2-3 miles, trail will be in two parts so much fun can be had at the pirate event

Parking: Please try to park alongside the road if you can by the Tiki Bar.

This will coincide with the Cedar Key FL Pirate Invasion Weekend. For more info go to
Yes, there may have already been a pirate trail this year…but avast we can have another! RRRRRR U ready?
Bring: Bug spray, virgins, a tent if you want to spend the night, flashlight, whistle, change of clothes, dry bag, cash for extra credit, ID

While it is pirate weekend, I advise minimal pirate attire for trail. It will be a trail. At least something you don’t mind getting wet.

Camping info: Sunset Isle RV resort. Sites are $34 a night for 2 people, $5 for each extra person per night, max 4 per site. 2 tents per site max.
Menage has reserved site 48 for Friday and Saturday night, when you call to make a reservation note that you would want to be in the inside circle. They said approximately 15 sites are left for that weekend.

Phone: 352-543-5375

For those camping there will be a Bloody Mary Hangover trail on Sunday at 11am. $3 hash cash.

Menage will be reserving a site with electric/water.

This is Menage’s birthday trail, so expect there to be some home brew of sorts, muck, and well…the usual.

GATRH3 #85 Pirate Themed Trail


Scallywags, Wenches, and Fellow Pirates… Bewarrrre
When: May 8, 7pm start
Hare: Hops on Pirates

GATRH3 #85 AD-Scallywags, Wenches, and Fellow Pirates… Bewarrrre
7pm start
Hares: Pirette Hops on Pops and Pirette Mystery Harriette
Where: SW corner of Publix (9200 NW 39th Ave)
7:15pm Pirette harriettes away
7:30pm Pack away
Trail: 1.5 – 2.5 miles, shiggy 2.69, virgin friendly, injury friendly, hook friendly, and peg leg friendly trail. 2 beer stops, and 2 scurvy checks
Hash cash: $5, second timers free
Attire: Pirate wear
What to bring: hash cash, ID, extra credit money, vessel, swim suit, towel, change of clothes for on after, bug spray and regular trail supplies, GPS, treasure map glasses, and great sense of humor or you’ll be walkin’ the plank!

Bring a vessel you can carry on trail, and hook it to yer attire

 RRRRRRRsvp by Wednesday May 6 if you dare want enough grog for us to set sail into the shiggy.