The long-anticipated pickle trail is here! Bring your pickle, dress as a pickle (or at least in green, losers), and be ready for some pickle-tastic fun!
Hares: PFT & Bloody Sanchez
When: Nov. 9, 7 show, 7:30 go
Where: Hogan’s (we’re creative, shut up!)
Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, green stuff, virgins, shiggy socks
Prepare to be scared!
Hares: Deep Ditch Doggy and Just Peaches
When: Saturday October 34th (Nov 3)
7:00pm show, 7:30pm go HST
Where: Westside Park parking lot
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.69- 3.69 A-B
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), vessel, shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.
When: Sat. Oct. 26, 5pm
Where: World of Beer on 34th Street
Bring: yourself, money for beer, $3 for the patch
LOCATION: World of Beer
Time: 5pm show 5:30 go, drinking beers from around the
Possibly drinking practixe but it will only be a brief trail if I can get my crap together tomorrow.
Hare: Dead Girl
Come help us celebrate the the wedding of Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen (aka von Sexy-hausen).
Hares: Go Pro and St. Dickless
When: Fri. October 12 6:30pm
Where: Mother’s Pub (1017 W. University Ave.
Gainesville, FL 32601)
Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Virgins, Flashlights, Your finest Bavarian Lederhosen or Dirndles, Butt Stuff, and a Taste for Beer.
HARRIETTES: Just Alaska and La Cooch
DATE: Friday, Sept. 28th (National Drink Beer Day)
TIME: 6:30 pm Show / 7:00 pm GO!
WHERE: Parking Lot @ Hogan’s Great Sandwiches (2327 NW 13th St.)
WHAT TO WEAR: Pirate Theme! You can never have TOO much booty! Or at least the Harriettes don’t think so!
WHAT TO BRING: Virgins!!! Virgins with a lot of Booty! $5 Hash Cash, 2nd Timers Free, Vessels, Cranium Lamps, Whistle, Shiggy Socks, Bug Spray, Spiced Rum, Treasure Map and a Parrot.
ON AFTER: Hogan’s Great Sandwiches
Hares: Bloody Sanchez and Just Darius
When: Thursday, Sept.13th, 6:30 show, 7:30 Go,
Where: 2900 SW 42nd St, Gainesville, FL 32608 Parking at Northernmost point of parking lot.
Length: 3+ miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, bug spray, prophylactics, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels
Red, white or blue, doesn’t matter the color of your dress, it will be a hot mess by the end of this trail.
Hares: Urine Horse Deep, Just Gordie and Just Ryan
When: Friday, Aug. 10, 6:30 show, 7pm Go, HST
Start location: Map Here: https://goo.gl/maps/trrgVMjNhD82
Park at the north side of the Butler Plaza Walmart. Walk to start by taking the sidewalk along west side walk of Clark Butler BLVD headed north, take a left at the first retention pond, the start is on the strip of land between the two retention ponds, south side.
Shiggy: 3.69 – expect wet with this rain
Length: ~3 miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, a dress you don’t every want to wear again, bug spray, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels