Join us for some shiggy tutu fun and celebration of Chitty’s b-day! Strap on your favorite tutu (2-2) and maybe also a strap on.
Date: Saturday, June 22
Start: Publix at Springhill Commons 9200 NW 39th Avenue
Hares: JAG and special guest hare, Rock Paper SexHer
Theme: wear a tutu
Hash cash: $5
What to bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, first timers wearing tutus, bug spray, headlamp or flashlight, drinking vessel, high socks or pants, more first-timers or justs, whistle, tutus, ID, cash for extra drinks/food.
Hares: Penis Fly Trap and Just Greg
Where: 822 SE 6th Ave, Gainesville, FL
When: Fri March 9, 6:30 show 7 go
Hash cash: $5, second timers free
All y’all wankers need some more color in your life, so come on out for the most vibrant trail of your life! Wear your brightest, funkiest attire, and expect plenty of glow sticks, glitter, and body paint. Don’t forget to bring your virgins to please Gispert.
Most people have been to my place before, but you can park in the grassy lot across the street or in the yard of the big blue house just a little west on 6th.
Where: Munegins on 13th
When: Saturday August 19
6:30pm show, 7pm go
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.96969 miles ISH
Theme: it’s back to school time! Honor those hardworking teachers or their sexy school girls/boys
Who: JAG and SUPER SECRET OUT OF TOWN MYSTERY COHARE!!!
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best back to school outfit, tasty virgins, dignity (just kidding!), more virgins, and sense of adventure.
Hares: JAG and Pornsuasian
Date: Saturday August 27, 2016
Time: 6:00pm show, 6:30pm go
Start: Kohl’s on 34th and Archer; farthest corner of the lot from the store entrance
Hash Cash: $10 because CRAFT BEER (we will have something else yummy for those that don’t like beer)
Shiggy Level: 1.69-2.69
Length: 2.69 ish
Bring: bug spray, $10 hash cash, thirst for beer, VIRGINS, whistles, cranium lamps, thirst for delicious craft beer, sense of adventure and VIRGINS
Oh yeah and DON’T FORGET YOUR TSHIRT ORDERING CASH!! Only 2 weeks left to order!
Prelube and Happy Hour for those who can attend 6-7pm
When: 7/19, Short Ass Trail (drinking and choir practice) at 7:30pm
Where: Sal’s Place, 5109 nw 39th ave
Hares:Hops on Pops and 4 Finger Whore
7:45 hares away
8pm pack away
Trail .69 miles
Get ready to dodge some Daleks!
Time to travel through space and time!
Where: North side of the parking lot at Gainesville Health & Fitness MAP; Look for your harriettes
When: Friday June 10, 7:00pm show, 7:30pm go
Hares: JAG and Dead Girl
What to Bring: Your best sonic screwdriver (or anything nerdy if you have no idea what we are talking about), BUG SPRAY, cranium lamp or fleshlight, $5 hash cash, second timers free, shiggy socks and sense of adventure for time travel and nerddom!
Shiggy Level: 1.69-3.69, honestly we don’t know. Damn tropical storm
Get ready for some timey wimey, wibbly wobbly, good fun!
Friday, April 8 – First second Friday trail. Yay!
START TIME: 6pm hares away 6:30
START LOCATION: Dead Girls House ( submit RSVP, address will be sent via email)
HASH CASH: $5 for trail and circle but bring what you would like to hang out at the house after, or at the very least mixers. We will have some sort of food like orange food and hotdogs
LENGTH: On the shorter side so we can party a bit at the house. 2.69-3.69
HARES: Dead Girl and Live Husband are going to lay!!