GATRH3 #93 AD – Day of the Zombies

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Hares:  Dead Girl & Just Jessica
Date: November 1st, Day of the dead
Time: 6:30
Siggy: 2.69-3.69
Length: 1.69-2.69
Location: newberry burger king/hobby lobby parking lot, 6123 W Newberry Rd
Theme: Zombies

Things to bring: Virgins, Whistles, Zombie or Survivor Attire, Hash Cash ($5; free for second-timers), Flashlights, Drinking Vessel, Trail Buddy, BUG SPRAY, SHIGGY SOCKS

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GATRH3 #86 AD – Muddiest Beer Mile

Getcherself ready! We’re going back across the Gilchrist County line for some mudtastic fun!mud-wrestling-redneck-elite-daily

Hare: Menage a a Frottage
When: June 6, 5:00 pm hst
Where: The Hitching Post Mud Bog, Trenton, FL
Hash cash: $5 trail, $10 if you stay for the mud races. It’s a $5000 cup that night, so should be a lot of runs. Bring extra credit (cash) for bar and concessions
What: A beer mile like none other. Expect mud, obstacles, and to be entertainment for the locals. 4, laps, 4 beers and the hare might have other muddy fun activities planned to test your drinking athleticism.
There will be a non-booze and cider division.
Prizes perhaps.

Bring a dry bag with a change of clothes and VIRGINS.

Pickup tutu trail

What: Lumberjack Pickup Trail
When: 3pm SHT, Mar 22
Where: 200 W University Ave, Gainesville, FL 32601
Why: Not
Length: Not long enough
Shiggy: No fucking clue… should be some fences somewhere that I can make you fuckers climb

Bring your virgins, $5 (second timers are free), boobs, shoes, whistles, hobo spray, horny hasher repellent and a sense of misdirection AND YOUR DAMN TUTU

Email gvl_on_on@yahoo.com to rsvp

GATRH3 #82 AD The Shamrock Trail

GATRH3 #82 AD – The Shamrock Trail

When:  Thursday March 19, Pre-lube at 6:00, Hare(s) away 6:30-7:00
Hare(s):  Shower Daddy, possible other (taking applications)
Shiggy:  Don’t know yet, probably 2 or less
Length:  2-3 miles
Where:  Hogan’s on 34th.  If you go to the one on 13th, you won’t be going on a hash
5156 SW 34th St, Gainesville, FL 32608

What to bring:  What to bring: $5 (2nd timers free), virgins, bugspray, ID and cash for potential extra credit, shiggy socks, more virgins and all things shamrocky.

Email gvl_on_on@yahoo.com to rsvp.

Gatrh3 #79 AD January 21

meet: 6:30 HST
Shiggy: 1.69-2.69
Beer: How much can you drink?
Miles: 3.69-4.69
Start Location: Main Street Publix Shopping Center
Hares: Lumberjack Off & Just Carfed

Things to bring: Virgins, Whistles, Hash Cash ($5; free for second-timers), some songs, ID & Cash (A2B Trail), a sense of humor, a quenchable thirst for BEER, Virgins, Dry Bag (depending on weather and sense of adventure), Flashlights, Virgins, Drinking Vessel and don’t forget the virgins damnit.

Publix 1302 North Main Street Gainesville, FL 32601

Email: gvl_on_on@yahoo.com to rsvp.

GATRH3 #77 AD: Jingle Bell Trail

When: Thursday, Dec. 4, 6:15pm Show Up/Pre-Lube; 6:45pm Chalk Talk; 7:00pm Away
Hares:  Meatsickle and TBA
Shiggy: 2.69
Length:  3ish
Where: Salty Dogg Saloon (Midtown). Drinks are on your own at Salty.
Chalk Talk at 6:45: 1620 NW 3rd Place

What to bring: $5 (2nd timers free) FLASHLIGHT! Virgins, virgins with flashlights, shiggy socks, bugspray, holiday song knowledge (brush up), ID and cash for extra credit.

AND BELLS, LOTS AND LOTS OF BELLS!!!!!
Email gvl_on_on@yahoo.com to rsvp

GATRH3 #76 Stuff Your Turkey Trail

So, your about to go congregate with your relatives over a lukewarm bird and jiggly red sauce from a can, so why not have one last hang-out with your favorite fellow wankers.

Notice we have conveniently started at a place you could prelube and have dinner before hand. And no, they don’t have turkey tacos but we can pretend the chicken is.

When: Friday, Nov. 21, 6:30pm
Hares:  Just Road Head, JAG and Menage
Shiggy: 2.69-3.269
Length: 3-4 miles
Where: La Fiesta on 39th
What to bring: $5 (2nd timers free) FLASHLIGHT! Virgins, virgins with flashlights, bugspray, ID and cash for extra credit. Shiggy socks. A dry bag and change of shoes. Virgins. Oh yeah, and bring a damned flashlight!

Email gvl_on_on@yahoo.com to rsvp.