GATRH3 #160: Hot Mess Dress Run

Red, white or blue, doesn’t matter the color of your dress, it will be a hot mess by the end of this trail.

Hares: Urine Horse Deep, Just Gordie and Just Ryan
When: Friday, Aug. 10, 6:30 show, 7pm Go, HST
Start location: Map Here:

Park at the north side of the Butler Plaza Walmart. Walk to start by taking the sidewalk along west side walk of Clark Butler BLVD headed north, take a left at the first retention pond, the start is on the strip of land between the two retention ponds, south side.

Shiggy: 3.69 – expect wet with this rain
Length: ~3 miles
Bring: $5 hash cash, second timers free, Virgins, a dress you don’t every want to wear again, bug spray, shiggy socks, bug spray, cranium lamps, vessels


GATRH3 #159 AD: Emoji Trail

Saturday, July 21, 4pm

What: Hogtown Creek Emoji Trail #159 AD
Hares: GGB and Cooch
Start:4026 NW 16th St
This is a home address. We suggest carpooling or parking at CVS. (It’s 2 blocks away.)
Theme: In honor of Jag’s Bday on Tuesday July 17, we will be celebrating World Emoji Day
Come dressed in your Emoji shirt, pants, hat, socks, etc…. Sharpie Emoji’s are acceptable. Make an effort 🙃
Time: 4:00 show, 4:30 go. Roughly ending at 8
Shiggy: 2.69
Length: 2.69 miles😊
Just a short shiggy Creek trail. Extra credit if you find any 🦈 teeth.
Bring: Long 👖 or tall 🧦, 🐜 spray, whistles, cranium gear (just in queso ) $5 Hash Cash 💰, a dry bag with change of clothes.

GatrH3 #157 AD Reminiscent “Race”ist TRAIL

When: June 24
Location: Applebees on 13th Street
Show for Chalk Talk: 4:30pm
Hares away for a live lay: 4:69pm.
On-after: Applebee’s for some grub

It’s Dead Girl and Penisatarian’s 5-year Hashiversary! Our virgin trail was GATRH3 #48.69 on June 20, 2013, officially called the “Raceist Trail”, (but affectionately referred to as the “virgin trail” given the 12+ virgins that showed up). Same start location (Applebee’s) and trail theme will bring back the memories! If only we still had those dirty virgin animals…

Bring: VIRGINS!!!! Vessel (yes!), whistle, $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), ID & Cash for extra credit.

THEME: Dress like a “race-ist”(aka, runner). Pick any decade; wear all your most expensive/obnoxious running gear. race shirts, craniumbands, short shorts, tactical glasses, GPS, heart rate monitors, chip timers, tri-suits, Olympic gold medals, etc.

HARRIETTES: Dead Girl & Penisatarian
Shiggy: TBD
Length: TBD


When: June 8, 7pm

Where: Mother’s Pub & Grill on University

Hares: Pink Taco and Just Greg

Please invite your fellow GatrH3 FB friends!

Hash Cash 5$, second timers free, Cranium lamps, Virgins, bug spray.

Please bring your Gator1 cards if you’re a UF employee or student (past or present). Or some way to get on the bus, have extra credit, ID, etc.

GatrH3 #155 AD Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube!

Ginnie Pre-Tube-Lube in Gainesville
— Crash Space available —

Thursday, May 17th
Meet at 7pm
Hare away at 7:20pm
Start behind Mothers
1017 W University Ave, Gainesville, Fl
Hare – Doofus White Boy
Theme – Summer Camp – Dress for Camping – Boy Scout, Girl Scout, 80’s lose virginity at camp movie, safari, wear Marshmallows, be a hot dog, or bring a float.
Pre-lube – Mothers
On after – maybe Mothers

For out of towners – hash with us and crash with us. A short drive out to Ginnie in the Friday AM to set up your tent in a prime location.

GatrH3 #154 AD The Rock Trail

Hares: Tweeny & Just Jason
Where: 10731 w newberry rd. Gainesville, Florida
When: May 11, 6:30 Show 7:00 Go!
Distance: 2.69-3.69
Shiggy: 2.69-3.69 (unless it rains)
Hash Cash: $5.00
The Rock Trail, that’s right, bring your favorite pet rock, dress like your favorite rock or just show up and rock out! Make sure to bring shiggy socks, bug spray, virgins, and a well trained liver!