Hares: Daddy and Just Peaches
Date: Friday January 11
Where: Northside Park, 5701 NW 34th Blvd, Gainesville, FL
When: 6:30 meet, 7:00 hares away
Length: 3-4 miles
What to bring: $5 Hash Cash, virgins, cranium gear, shiggy socks.
Woo, a trail!
Prepare for an epic trail of 69 stripper pole spectacularness. It’s been 169 trails since we sort of kind of started counting these (maybe) after Doofus moved away.
Date: Saturday, December 29, 2018
Start: Munegins on 13th
Hares: JAG and Just Travis
Theme: All things 69! Or strippers! Or poles! Get creative, there will be a prize.
Length: 2.69-6.69 miles, okay it won’t really be that long but ….
Hash cash: $15, increased price includes food and special 169ish things…
What to bring: $15 hash cash, virgins who like poles or 69s, cranium light, vessel, shiggy socks or pants, more virgins or justs, whistles, 69 trail appropriate attire, glitter just cause, and the other normal crap I’m forgetting to mention.
PS – Gator bowl game is at 12pm that day so prelube is possible ….
When: Friday, Dec. 14, 7pm
5004 NW 34th St, Gainesville, FL 32605
What to bring: Wear lights, Cranium Lamps, bells and holiday attire.
Starting in the parking lot behind the Pizza Hut to go on NW 34th.
Shiggy – unlikely
Length – not too short, not too big, just right.
Normal $5 hash.
Evil Elves: Menaj and Doofus
The long-anticipated pickle trail is here! Bring your pickle, dress as a pickle (or at least in green, losers), and be ready for some pickle-tastic fun!
Hares: PFT & Bloody Sanchez
When: Nov. 9, 7 show, 7:30 go
Where: Hogan’s (we’re creative, shut up!)
Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, green stuff, virgins, shiggy socks
Prepare to be scared!
Hares: Deep Ditch Doggy and Just Peaches
When: Saturday October 34th (Nov 3)
7:00pm show, 7:30pm go HST
Where: Westside Park parking lot
Shiggy level: 2.69-3.69
Length: 2.69- 3.69 A-B
What to bring: $5 hash cash (2nd timers free), vessel, shiggy socks or pants, bug spray, cranium lamps, your best zombie attire, tasty virgin brains, whistles, and half mind brains.
When: Sat. Oct. 26, 5pm
Where: World of Beer on 34th Street
Bring: yourself, money for beer, $3 for the patch
LOCATION: World of Beer
Time: 5pm show 5:30 go, drinking beers from around the
Possibly drinking practixe but it will only be a brief trail if I can get my crap together tomorrow.
Hare: Dead Girl
Come help us celebrate the the wedding of Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen (aka von Sexy-hausen).
Hares: Go Pro and St. Dickless
When: Fri. October 12 6:30pm
Where: Mother’s Pub (1017 W. University Ave.
Gainesville, FL 32601)
Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Virgins, Flashlights, Your finest Bavarian Lederhosen or Dirndles, Butt Stuff, and a Taste for Beer.